3. There Are Boobs In My Face And They're Not Even Mine
Let us address the changing room situation: some people are so confident in how they look, and that's fantastic but it isn't fantastic when your baps are flapping about my face and everywhere you look you just see naked bodies. It's not that you want to stare, it's that you can't stop staring and now you don't know where to look because every time you look around, your gaze is directed to someone's lady garden.