15. I Can't Be Bothered
You will say this thinking about going to the gym, on your way to the gym, getting changed into your gym clothes, whilst working out, getting changed again and then heading home. You almost get to the point where you can't be bothered to make dinner but then you realise how stupid that is because you adore food and the only reason that you go to the gym is so that you can finish off those six pieces of cake.