15. A New Career Down South?
Clearly they've not got the "joke" here somehow, unless of course this person is legitimately someone who packs fudge in a factory and really wants it as a career move. Helpfully, a homophobe was at hand to offer his own non-ironic response.
14. How Did That Get There?
Hopefully an accidental splashing at an inopportune moment, perhaps in a fly-by sort of situation when the owner wasn't aware of the cat's presence. Thinking about any alternative is just far too ghastly, unless cat is a euphemism, and the owner is really inexperienced in personal hygiene issues.
13. Something Is Very Wrong With My Chair.
If your backside is pungent enough to leave a lingering aroma on the leather chair you sit on, you're doing something wrong. Like washing properly. The clarification is by far the best bit. 'Of course, it has been farted on numerous times."