12. Randy The Dinosaur
Well, to ease your friend's concerns, it's pretty unlikely that dinosaurs like women "like that." Unless as an appetiser. But would a woman who layeth down with a dinosaur have to carry the hideous dino-baby? Is that the sort of question keeping people awake at night?
11. Infinitely Looping Babies
So, you were the one snoring in sex education were you? Of course having sex while pregnant will impregnate your baby! If you do it twice, that will impregnate the baby inside the baby and so on and so forth until you're the size of the earth itself. And that's how Russian Dolls are made.
10. I've Never Seen That In The Fruit Bowl
Why would learning the actual fruit here actually achieve? And why the urgency? This surely cannot qualify as an emergency. Would this person return to their high school and demand to speak to the teacher to announce that her vagina, in fact, looks more like a passionfruit? Also, best Source ever?