17. Buying Cigarettes Is A Nightmare
You: "Ten Mayfair please" Server: "Are you old enough to buy these?" You: "Yes, here is my ID" Server looks at your passport for at least five minutes. "Does this belong to your older sister?" You: "No, it belongs to me" Server: "But you look so young" You: "I know, it's bloody annoying. Here's my bank statement, a payslip, and my birth certificate which I always have on hand as further proof of identification"
Rachel Bailey
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I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
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