18. If You Forget Your ID, The Night Is Already Over
Ah, the hassle of being ID'd in bars and night clubs is something you'll never quite get over. Especially when your friends haven't had to get their driving licenses out for a good three or four years now. Yours is crumpled at the corners like a well-used book; it's had more use than any of your other belongings. The worst is when you head to that pub you frequent every single weekend - and they still ask to see your ID on the door. Forgetting your ID means your friends are angry, the bouncers think you're a liar, and you're back in bed by midnight because it's just so annoying to go home and retrieve your ID and then get back out again without sobering up altogether.