14. You'd Be Willing To Remortgage Your House For A Ticket To The Park
Seriously though. If the park was budgeted to "spare no expense" then how much does that mean a family ticket will cost? You're willing to save up and pay the money even if you need to take a second mortgage out on your house. Let's just hope that they've figured out a way to actually control and tame these gigantic creatures whose minds you cannot read and enjoy human snacks.
