In every workplace there is a Dennis Nedry watching Jaws, eating junk food and complaining about something that no one even cares about or is bothering to listen to any more. If there was some dinosaur DNA available, they would probably steal it, not pay a lot of attention to what they're doing and die with hilarious irony. If you can't think of anyone that you work with who is like that, then you're probably going to have to stop skiving and eating rubbish at your desk...
