10. You're Glad That Dr Grant Mentioned The Whole Disliking Children Thing
When someone (especially an ignorant child) disrespects you in a group full of people then you are not afraid to threaten them with a velociraptor claw and make them wish that they were dead. This may appear to be a bit harsh but, babies smell... And then you get lumped with kids that aren't even yours and now it's your responsibility to make sure that they don't get eaten. Why do bad things happen to good people? You're just glad that you're not the only person who isn't a fan of having lots of kiddies.