18 Wonderful Harry Potter Pick Up Lines Every Muggle Should Try

11. The Explicit Exclamation

"Call me Neville, 'cause I'll put something long in your bottom!"

10. The Sporty Sweet Nothing

"You must play Quidditch 'cause you sure are a keeper."

9. The Straight-From-The-Books Charmer

"I don't have an invisibility cloak, but can I still sneak into your restricted section?"
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