1. People Are Baffled That You Came Out Of Your Mother
Whenever you stand next to your mother who happens to be uncommonly short, people stare at you like you're biologically implausible. "You mean, you came out of... her?" Well obviously you didn't come out the womb that size (which would explain why your mother dislikes you so much) but yes, short people can have tall children. You're living proof. And if you're all over average height, then no, you're not a family of giants. Do you get called Hagrid on a regular basis? Comment in the thread below.
