1. Gay Thrill Kill
Yes, you read that right, and it is exactly what it sounds like. John Garrison, the infamous New Orleans district attorney and all around insane person we've already met, asserted in the investigation of Clay Shaw that Shaw, pilot David Henrie, and the infamous Jack Ruby, who Garrison alleged went by the homosexual name of Pinky, took a sick form of sexual pleasure from the deviance in killing President Kennedy and Lee Harvey Oswald, no more than a face to the crime. Garrison asserted, however, that it was Henrie who likely actually pulled the trigger.
"It was a homosexual thrill-killing, plus the excitement of getting away with the perfect crime. John Kennedy was everything that Dave Ferrie was not a successful, handsome, popular, wealthy, virile man. You can just picture the charge Ferrie got out of plotting his death."
Even after Ferrie died before he could ever be tried, the gay element of Garrison's case remained throughout the trial until its infamous truth serum laced end. You can probably understand why I saved this little tidbit of the Clay Shaw theory for last. I say this with the utmost concern for all of my readers. It's entirely possible that nobody will ever really know what happened on that fateful day on November 22, 1963 fifty years ago. If, however, you believe that a mobbed up homosexual nightclub owner named Pinky and his fellow homosexual deviants actually plotted the assassination of John F. Kennedy, please see your local psychiatrist for treatment options.
Now I ask you the timeless question... who shot JFK? Comment with your thoughts below!