20 Boring Foods That You Can Turn Into Pizza

Despite being one of the world's most popular foods and the staple diet of anthropomorphic ninja turtles, a pizza is quite a hard thing to describe. Hundreds of years of trial, error, and advancement have taken it from a mulch of grains and wheats to the takeaway staple and restaurant classic that we all know and love.

A floury base, somewhere between crisp and soft, lashed with a tomato sauce, furnished with cheese, and then decorated with whatever your particular toppings of choice are. A thing of beauty by anyone's standards. But with the concept of the base now so interchangeable, and almost every single fruit, vegetable, animal and mineral having adorned the top over the years, the definition of what a pizza is remains more about the spirit of the dish than the ingredients found there in.

Philosophical nonsense it may be, but the upside is that you take almost any other item of food out there and give it a glorious and delicious new life as a pizza. No, really. Whatever your favourite snacks, dinners, and desserts are, chances are someone out there has taken a long hard look at them and decided that they'd be much better off as a pizza.

Not convinced? Then check out these 20 frankenpizzas and then reassess the entire contents of your fridge immediately.