20 Celebrities That Look Hilariously Horrifying Without Teeth

17. Cate Blanchett

// actresseswithoutteeth.net// actresseswithoutteeth.netAs we will soon discover, when big mouths meet Photoshop and a desire to eliminate the profession of dentistry, truly great things happen. This picture of Cate Blanchett looking confused yet malevolent is testament to that eternal truth. What is she so happy about? Did she fund the foundation of a school for children gifted in the arts? Perhaps she's celebrating the 20th anniversary of locking up a stranger in her cellar. We'll just never know by trying to gauge this Mona Lisa-esque smile.

16. Kristen Wiig

// actresseswithoutteeth.net// actresseswithoutteeth.netKristen Wiig is one of the funniest women on the planet, so she would surely appreciate a photo that's been hilariously doctored. As amazing as that face is, it's her eyes that make the picture. They bore into your soul and make you question who you are as a person, and if you try to look away you get trapped by staring into the cavernous entrance into her realm that seems to have opened up below.

15. Lil' Wayne

// celebritieswithoutteeth.net// celebritieswithoutteeth.netAlright, this one is shocking. If we didn't know who Lil' Wayne was - or that this picture came from a site known for photoshopping celebrities - we'd buy it. Wayne looks like a normal ageing hip-hop chap, the kind that you can find relatively often walking the streets of Houston or Atlanta in the American south. This is literally exactly how he's going to look in 20-25 years.

14. Carey Mulligan

// actresseswithoutteeth.net// actresseswithoutteeth.netIt may be the black and white photograph, but Carey Mulligan with no chompers looks quite unsettling. She doesn't look so much as if she's seen a ghost as much as she has willingly become the medium for the souls of ten thousand vengeful spirits hellbent on inflicting generations of suffering on the planet Earth. All hail our Dark Queen.

13. Khloe Kardashian

// actresseswithoutteeth.net// actresseswithoutteeth.netOuch. Not the most flattering photograph, even without the photoshop. Still, there isn't much left to say that's original or clever when it comes to demeaning members of the Kardashian family. It's not that they're difficult targets (they're about as easy as they come), but it just feels too easy. Although she kind of looks like Yoshi here, so there's that.

12. Cersei Lannister

// actresseswithoutteeth.net// actresseswithoutteeth.netAhh, Cersei Lannister, one of the most universally-despited fictional characters of our generation - rivalled only by her son, Joffrey. Actress Lena Heady has done such a very good job of portraying the personification of evil and pettiness that she allegedly occasionally gets flak from random strangers on the street. Here, we see her ordering the death of her brother Tyrion, but this time with significantly more gum than when it went down in the show. She looks like an angry grandmother getting ready to mercilessly beat her grandchildren with whatever blunt object is nearby.
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