20 Crazy Things You Won't Believe Hotel Employees Put Up With
13. Mystic Meg Gone Wrong
If this lady was truly clairvoyant surely she would've known the cops were on their way...? Yes that is the only thing we're gonna pull her up on, why? We guess we learned from the previous page that it is possible to be an even worse example to your kids than the Keith Moon Family.
12. Bombs (Or Worse)
Presenting our theory of what the mysterious glowing briefcase from Pulp Fiction contained (along with the first story that filled a whole image. We think it's worth it). And we're not experts on explosives or anything, but is there any way that a dildo wrapped in a Chicago Bulls jersey could actually be used as a bomb? If so, a, er, friend of ours may need to repack their luggage for our next holiday. Their next holiday. Dammit.
11. Old People Who Do Anything They Want
Check your elderly privilege.
10. Toilet Barbecues
We definitely don't feel like chicken tonight. Possibly not any other night ever again, actually. Maybe we'll never eat again. Actually you know what, the housekeeping staff should've taken this as a compliment! These people literally thought the hotel's toilet bowls were clean enough to eat off of. What an honour.
Tom Baker is the Comics Editor at WhatCulture! He's heard all the Doctor Who jokes, but not many about Randall and Hopkirk. He also blogs at http://communibearsilostate.wordpress.com/