20 Crazy Things You Won't Believe Hotel Employees Put Up With‏

17. Bridget Jones

One theory from Redditors? The guy's been put on a diet for his significant other. So he rents out a motel room for his dirty little indiscretions with a couple of hotties called "Ben & Jerry". Then he returns home, the evidence ditched, but feeling dirty all over. You can wash away the flecks of Cherry Garcia in that shower, sir, but you'll never clean yourself of the shame.

16. People Who Believe They Can Fly

Thought about it every night and day, spread his wings and flew away...to the emergency room. To be fair we've all done this, but usually we've the good sense to do it behind some of those big shelves in Ikea. And not down a flight of stairs. Don't have the alcohol excuse, mind.

15. Waterpark Bedlam

It's important to raise your kids to be as rock 'n' roll as you. Otherwise they will grow up to be total squares and bring shame on your family by acting like decent, respectful members of society who don't leave used condoms on the floor for somebody working a crappy job on minimum wage to pick up whilst another sprays Glade air freshener everywhere.

14. Potatoes

Honestly, this might be the craziest one. We just...what? That's...that's really not what we expected. Why did they have so many potatoes? Why would you need it? Why?! We feel like we just stared into an Eldritch Horror's gaping maw and had the dark nature of existence revealed to us. Our brains are melting. Send help.