20 Crazy Things You Won't Believe Hotel Employees Put Up With‏

5. Bam Margera

Haha those Jackass guys sure are crazy, huh? Except when they're not on TV, they're at the place you work, and they're breaking things and acting like real...huh, jackasses. I guess that explains the name of the show. We never got that until now.

4. Stoners Of A Certain Age

A jazz festival where he picked up that jazz cigarette? We don't know, this Redditor didn't tell us where the hotel was. Maybe he was smoking it for medicinal purposes. In the lobby of a hotel at three in the afternoon. You can't just assume things.

3. Satanists

Satan's been imprisoned in the underworld for centuries, lady, I'm sure he could've waited a few minutes for you to hire a crappy motel room. Also, like, we know it's Hell and all and it'll look nicer in comparison, but you could've summoned him somewhere a little nicer.

2. Spider-Man...Sort Of

We could post literally any lyric from the theme song of the sixties Spider-Man theme song and it'd be hilariously (in)appropriate. How about we just leave that to you, gentle reader? This in the interactive part of the article. Go nuts. Bad choice of words.