20 Dumb Quotes That Will Make You Unsure About Celebrities You Like

4. David Beckham

The Dumb Quote: "I definitely want Brooklyn to be Christened, but I don't know into what religion yet" Buddhism? Islam? Judaism? I don't know, you've lost me, David. Off the pitch the legendary footballer has the reputation for not being the sharpest knife in the drawer (having a voice that always sounds as if he's confused doesn't help), but the former Manchester United and Real Madrid footballer took the general consensus that all footballers are morons to the next level. You could just imagine his wife sat there when she heard him say that, putting her face in her hands and slowly shaking her head, constantly repeating to herself "oh well, he's a millionaire, it could be worse". But it does beg the question: what could they possibly have to talk about now he isn't spending most of his time chasing a bag of air around a field? Conversations in the Beckham family regarding how to bring up the kids must be mind-boggling.