17. It's Been Three Days And All You've Managed To Write Is Your Name
You swear that it's writer's block and that once you get started and into the flow of things, it'll become a lot easier. Except all you've written is your name in a variety of different fonts and even then, you misspelt it the first time you typed it. The introduction is always the hardest part but you haven't even been to the library yet so you couldn't possibly start writing on a chapter that you haven't researched yet... Oh look, you're watching Just Go With It for the sixth time because that is your outlook on life as well as your dissertation.