18. You Spend Days Trying To Make The Title Sound Intellectual
When someone asks you what your dissertation is about, you want to knock their socks off by reeling off a thirty word title that sounds so intellectual that they didn't even realise that there is more to you than a pretty face. The biggest problem you have is that you can't think of anything intelligent to say other than Why Bella Swan Is Basically The Worst. And that's not quite got the ring to it you'd have liked.