""Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the enchanted barrier. "When they hear what you did this year?" "Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious...""
Book: Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone It's never nice to joke about your family wanting you dead but Harry is sort of truthful when he says that the Dursleys will be furious that he's so useless he can't even die properly.
