18. When Ron Is Able To Escalate Things Pretty Quickly
""Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee. "Don't play," said Hermione at once. "Say you're ill," said Ron. "Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested. "Really break your leg," said Ron."
Book: Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone Of course, this isn't the advice that you want to hear from your best friend when you're worried that your teacher might be trying to kill you. A broken leg won't solve anything when you are no longer able to breathe, let alone walk.