20 Problems Only People From Sheffield Will Understand

11. Corp Hangovers

As awful as the physical and psychic fallout from the West Street Live mistake are, that's nothing compared to a Corp hangover. The resultant trauma of a night out at Corp is a lot like The Matrix: you can't explain it to people, they have to see it for themselves. Also that sharp pain in the back of your head is probably not unlike having a big old needle jack shoved into your skull. Sheffield is home a bunch of independent breweries and the like, but the most exotic drinks you'll find in the city are at West Street Live and with the numerous primary-coloured Corp pints. Legend has it they use multiple vodka shots and a whole bag of sugar for each. In fact, the comedown of the sugar high mixed with the alcohol is probably what causes you to feel like you're being beaten up underwater.
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