20 Problems Only People From Sheffield Will Understand
10. Corp Shoes
Not that the Corp drinks only leave their mark on your cranium. The multi-story club is infamous for a mysterious substance called Corp Juice, a rare sort of semi-sentient living fluid which coats each and every dancefloor. Which is why any time you stumble into the brightly-lit White Room is the stuff of nightmares. The accepted formula for Corp Juice is...well, it's not good. Sugary drinks, sweat from unventilated masses of dancing, horny people and other...excretions from said Corp-goers all go into concocting that most foul of fluids. Just when you think you've managed to shake off the hangover, Corp will forever have left its mark on you. Or at least your shoes. Which you should probably clean before they start growing mould. How's that for culture?
Tom Baker is the Comics Editor at WhatCulture! He's heard all the Doctor Who jokes, but not many about Randall and Hopkirk. He also blogs at http://communibearsilostate.wordpress.com/
