20 Problems Only People From Southampton Will Understand
7. Feeling Really Young When The Cruise Ships Come In
Doesn't sound like a problem, does it? Try getting around town with gaggles of cardigans shuffling in dazed clumps, getting underfoot like windswept carrier bags in the shape of people. If you're heading anywhere near M&S or John Lewis, forget it. They have tea to drink and biscuits to gum, and things were so much better when they were young.
Professional writer, punk werewolf and nesting place for starfish. Obsessed with squid, spirals and story. I publish short weird fiction online at desincarne.com, and tweet nonsense under the name Jack The Bodiless. You can follow me all you like, just don't touch my stuff.
