20 Problems Only People From Warrington Will Understand

11. The Guardian

You know when it's that time again every week (or two weeks). You hear the sound of your letterbox flapping but the post has already been. You open up the bin before you've gone to the door. You ask yourself whether you want to know about Westbrook library hosting a cake sale or a woman falling over on Wilderspool Causeway and hurting her arm marginally. You decide: no.