20 Problems Only People From Warrington Will Understand
10. That It Actually Has An IKEA
OK John Bishop. Here it is. The only reason Warrington exists. Happy now? All you tourists coming down here, staring at tables for 48 minutes and comparing the grain of wood to minute detail, before walking around the store again three more times and walking out buying absolutely nothing. Maybe stop for a £1.50 full breakfast at four in the afternoon and drink multiple free refills of filter coffee before you go. Yeah. We do it too.
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