20 Problems Only People From Warrington Will Understand

5. School Holidays In Golden Square

You're heading into town at the same time on the same day for the same sh*t you do every week when icy cold dread suddenly floods through you! The kids are off from school this week! F*ck your life. You know what this means. Overpriced, overblown and downright crappy paddling pools with inflatable crap inside and that crappy bungee fling thing which kids go on, that looks like it could keel over at a moment's notice. And people. So many people. Who aren't there normally! Get out of my space! With your crappy children and their crappy ice creams. This just isn't cricket. Not that it ever was.