20 Problems Only People From Warrington Will Understand
4. Walton Gardens
On the subject of the kids being off school, it's the Easter holidays and it's your day to watch them. You're desperately trying to think of something to do! But what is there to do in Warrington? We could go town but we did that yesterday, when you almost broke your back when that bungee thing fell over. We could go Walton Gardens! But we did that the day before. Your mind goes blank for approximately three minutes. OK, let's go Walton Gardens. Lets hope the grass is dry. And there aren't too many on the crazy golf! But God knows there will be. And they'll be absolutely f*cking useless. With each person taking eight shots for every hole. And there are six of them. And junior is now bored. But hey, peacocks!
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