20 Ridiculous Things Which Make You Proud Of Being Scottish

20. Americans All Want To Be Scottish

Americans are a hilarious bunch but nothing fills the Scots with more joy than someone claiming to be Scottish in a broad Bostonian accent. Oh, your Great Great Great Great Grandfather was in Clan McDonald? You must be about as Scottish as they come. Get yourself some shortbread, the universal reward for Maximum Scottishness.
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