3. You Turn Into A Different Person When You're Hungry
Hunger + anger = HANGER. The worst emotion in the world, and don't your friends and family know it. Skipping breakfast is 100% out of the question for you, so if (for some crazy unforeseen reason) you have to skip it - there's hell to pay.
2. A Bad Meal Can Ruin Your Entire Day (And Everyone Else's)
What a waste. What a complete waste. It's hard to determine what's worse: paying money for food that's absolutely terrible, or actually ruining perfectly refined ingredients with a bodge cooking job. It's impossible to hide your fury, so you might as well take yourself to bed now. It's over.
1. You're Unwilling To Go On A Diet For Anyone
There is no 'we' in food. Anyone judging your intense connection with food and throwing phrases like "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" or "a moment on the lips, forever on the hips" around needs evacuating from the vicinity immediately. In the words of Joey Tribbiani: "I don't need that kind of talk in my house!" So, what's your conclusion? Do you love food more than people? Were you eating while reading this? Share your thoughts in the comments below!
