7. "What If They're Wearing Something That Should Never Have Been Designed?"

This can happen and it could happen to you. What if they turn up looking like something out of the world's worst Hipster movie with their socks pulled right up to their knees with three quarter length jeans on, sporting a feathery top and a snapback. NO. Nope nope nope nope. Couture isn't for everyone and if they turn up looking like someone has just thrown up on them, you're quite happy to turn around and walk away and pretend like the whole thing never happened.