8. "How Do I Know If They're Having A Good Time?"
You literally don't know this person and for all you don't know, their resting face could be that resting bitch face that you've heard so much about but don't want to ask them if they just always look like they're grumpy or if they're genuinely just really bored of your company. And you don't want to physically ask them "are you having a good time" in case they're one of those rare breeds of people who actually speak their minds and mean what they say, so when they reply with "no, you're boring as f*ck" you might start crying into your Cosmopolitan.