20 Stupid Problems You Have No Right To Complain About

12. Running Out Of Space On Your iPod Or Phone

justin timberlake cry me a riverZomba Recording LLC"Not enough disc space?" This is a downright calamity! How will you possibly survive with only seven gaming apps, 801 photographs, and 512 songs? Everyone knows that the bare minimum of each is ten, 1028, and 671, respectively! If you don't have at least that many apps, photos, and songs, how are you sure that you're even alive? A pox on that device! You paid a lot of good money for that piece of junk and this is how it treats you? Stupid luxury technology, refusing to adapt to every whim of its owner. Really? Consider the reality of this situation: you're angry at a very expensive and probably unnecessary device that is capable of incredible feats. Technology these days is remarkable, so why don't you appreciate that instead of point out inconsequential faults?

11. Not Getting A Seat On Your Bus Or Train

snl saturday night live kristen wiig cinderellaNBCUniversal Television DistributionAny day is instantly made worse when you step onto a bus and quickly realise that every single seat is full. Really, public transportation? Who gave you the right to be useful, popular, and crowded? Clearly you are meant to cater to each individual person; by not having an open seat for each and every commuter, you are slapping the spirit of joy in the face and spoiling the day of every miserable person who has to cling to a pole instead of relaxing in a dusty, well-worn seat. C'mere and listen... the operative word in "public transportation" is PUBLIC. You are neither the only person on the planet nor the only one who needs to get somewhere. Be thankful that public transportation exists and, if you have to stand, be thankful you have legs to stand on. There's always a silver lining.
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