10. Your Vacation Spot Of Choice Being Crowded
Buena Vista PicturesWho would have ever thought that one of the most popular tourist destinations would be *gasp* popular? Did all these people not get the memo that you planned a nice vacation of leisurely fun, not five days of immense crowds and endless queues? Apparently not, because here are the masses. All the time and money you poured into this experience is now going to waste as you stand and wait, watching other people have the fun that you anticipated. Stupid world. Stupid exciting attractions that people want to pay lots of money to see. Seriously? You're the one being stupid. A vacation is a wondrous thing that not everyone gets to experience. Sure, you might have to stand in a queue for a moment, but you are ON VACATION. Be happy!
9. Having An "Uncool" Car
Samuel Goldwyn FilmsPuttering around town in your ten-year-old sedan was perfectly fine until you happened to check out the competition. Now, after noticing how many people are racing around in shiny, modern vehicles, the shame of being seen in your dingy little car is almost too much to bear. Just look at the thing- it's dented, the paint is flaking, and it could use a good wash. This is horrible; how can you be seen with such a mediocre automobile when you're surrounded by its far cooler compatriots? You used to be proud of your trusty little car, but now you see it for what it really is: a mortifyingly lousy junk heap. Oh, the humanity! Friend, if you're concerned about the coolness of your car, no one has any pity for you. At least you have a car; do you know how much of a luxury that is? Stop worrying about watch others have and be happy with what you've got.