4. Batman #1
Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Bat-boobs! In an alternate universe, that seven year gap that Batman took between The Dark Knight's end and the start of The Dark Knight Rises took its toll - rather than the ridiculous revelation that Nolan's universe came up with that inactivity would make all of his past injuries all of a sudden start affecting him more (because that's how rest and rehabilitation work in the crazy world where broken bones can be punched better,) Batman piled on the weight. He was lonely, unloved and ostracised, unable to complete the duties that all but defined him, and so, he turned to deep fried food. And lots of it. At least we know that no matter what sort of state the Dark Knight lets himself get into, his oral hygiene regime remains committed.
3. Batman #2
There's a very thin line between Batman and BDSM in some case - especially when we're talking Tim Burton's iteration of the characters (look at Catwoman for a start, there's definitely more than a touch of the dominatrix about her) and this plucky caped crusader has stumbled quite far over the boundary simply by encasing himself in what appears to be electrical tape from head to toe. Not only is the overall effect that of a caped gimp, but there must have been some considerable hair loss when the costume was eventually removed, not to mention some serious chaffing issues.