20 Things All Cardiff University Students Will Understand
3. You Are Absolutely Screwed Without An Umbrella
Look outside. If it's raining, take an umbrella. If it's cloudy, take an umbrella. If it's clear blue skies and twenty-eight degrees, take an umbrella. Regardless of what the weather is like when you get up, you know that it will start raining at some point during the day. On the off chance that you wake up in the morning and find that the sun is actually shining, be prepared for it to start raining about five minutes after you leave the house. The only time the sun will ever shine for more than twenty minutes at a time is during exam season. In which case, be prepared for several days on unbroken sunshine while everyone wears as little clothing as possible. Except for you, because you'll be locked up safe in the gloom of the library. And the good weather will only last as long as you're revising, so the moment you hand in your last essay it will start raining again.
With a (nearly) useless degree in English literature and a personal trainer qualification he's never used, Freddie spends his times writing things that he hopes will somehow pay the rent. He's also a former professional singer, and plays the saxophone and ukulele. He's not really used to talking about himself in the third person, and would like to stop now, thanks.
