You own a sale. There are two different versions of your sale self; you're like a robot and you have a very specific system that you need to follow in order to shop quickly, get the best stuff and then leave feeling completely satisfied. The other version of yourself (and this depends on your mood) is that you will spend hours in one shop, looking everywhere for the good stuff, including the floor and under displays and you always find a complete and utter bargain. Either way, you feel complete and more satisfied than if you just had multiple orgasms followed by cheesecake.
