20 Things Only Durham University Students Will Understand

6. There's Nothing More Stressful Than DUO Crashing

DUO will crash about twice a term, and one of those times will almost certainly be during summative deadline week. Never before did you realise quite how much of a safety net DUO had become. It just slipped into the fabric of your life like a well-worn pair of shoes, but suddenly it's gone and you're not sure how to beg your tutor for an essay extension. A fair warning here - your DUO account will shut down on the day you graduate. Try to prepare yourself for this, because it's brutal.

5. Whoever Recalled Your Library Book Is Your Worst Enemy

Now you know how Liam Neeson feels in 'Taken'. You're not sure who this person is or which college they go to, but you will find them. You will catch them. And you will kill them. If they wanted the book so much, maybe they should have fought you bravely for it in the corridors of Billy Bry, instead of requesting it like a filthy snake.