20 Things Only Durham University Students Will Understand

4. Formals Should Be Renamed "Misbehaving In Black Tie"

You remember your first formal. You and your friends all shuffled in nervously and exchanged excited glances at the table while the opening speech was made. You didn't dare speak when the High Table came in, and you certainly didn't try to penny each other's wine glasses. That day is a distant memory now, although in fairness it's the only formal you can remember all the way through. Those ents can be a killer.

3. Klute Is The Best And Worst Place In The World

You knew it was going to make an appearance on this list. No Durham-based countdown would be complete without a mention of the worst nightclub in Europe (always said with more than a hint of pride). You are guaranteed a good night here if you forget about looking cool, limit your quaddie intake, and remember not to lean on the sweaty walls. 'That's Amore' will tug at the heartstrings of Durham students for generations to come.