You know it's unreasonable but you've started ranking your coworkers according to their music taste. You're sure Ben's a really nice guy on his off-days but you just don't think it's reasonable for a 25 year old man to play Linkin Park in a public space in the middle of the afternoon. As much as you all disagree on the varying levels of Beyonce required to get through a shift, at least it's not as bad as the Friday night DJ. You can all unite in your hatred of him and his tendency to call your customers "birds and geezers".
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
