When you got the job, getting a free meal with your shift seemed like the greatest scam of all time. Did other people know about this? Why isn't everyone working in a pub? You now realise that it's mainly just an excuse to stop you taking a proper break because you never actually leave the pub. Also, you can't believe you're thinking this but...is it possible there's such a thing as too many burgers? Your childhood self would kill you but you would really prefer a salad at this point.
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
