You: What can I get you? Them: You know what, surprise me! You: (taking a deep breath) OK...well, what sort of thing do you like? Them: All sorts! You: But, like, spirits or...? Them: Surprise me! You: Would my tears in a glass surprise you? Them: What? You: Nothing. Give me a minute. (makes an Old Fashioned) Them: Oh. I actually don't really like cocktails. Could you get me a beer? You: (screaming internally)
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
