You didn't realise before you worked in a bar how hazardous it would be for your health (and you don't even mean the post-shift drinking). You've banged into every possible surface multiple times and you're pretty sure Saturday night shifts are giving you tinnitus. But worst of all is the limes. You've got fresh lime juice into a finger cut more times than you can count and the pain will haunt you for the rest of your life.
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
