5. The Wine List Is A Lie
Maybe your wine list was accurate when it was first printed but you can't say for sure, because you've never seen any of these bottles. You might have one of the wines on there still in stock, somewhere out the back, but you couldn't vouch for its quality. Instead you hope everyone just orders "white" or "red" and doesn't get more specific. You hide the list at the start of every shift just to be safe.
Brydie Lee Kennedy
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Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
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