This must be the only job in the world in which strangers are allowed to interrupt you while you work to demand you charge their phones. They won't be patient, either. They'll shove right to the front to throw their chargers at you. They also consider it your fault if any liquid gets on the phone (it's a BAR) or it goes missing (you are WORKING) or they forget it's there and leave (they are DRUNK). But saying no isn't an option. They'll just wait, staring mournfully, until you relent.
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
