15. Blue Roll Is Your First, Your Last, Your Everything
Every spill, smash or other disaster can be solved with blue roll. Wine, coffee, food- it can all be soaked up with blue roll. At the end of the night, you'll use blue roll and a single spray of disinfectant to wipe the whole bar and feel like a god. You have nightmares about running out and having to use a more environmentally friendly alternative. You've stolen some for your flat and your flatmates are worried about you but they just don't get it, man. They don't know.
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
