They mean well, you know they do, but that doesn't change the fact that you want to throttle them when they clog up the bar trying to have meaningful chats with you during Happy Hour. Or when they get incredibly drunk and want you to keep serving them because "I thought we were friends". Or when they ask you if you have a boyfriend/girlfriend yet and then say "If I was 10 years younger...". Try 30 years, mate, and then we'll talk.
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
