20 Things Only HMV Employees Will Understand
13. Faking It In Front Of Musos
Every HMV employee past and present will be familiar with the lower lip curl that one must make when conversing with a true muso. You know the ones. Instead of a briefcase with a banana in it, they're carrying a record bag with a dinner plate inside, and talking to you about some Bolivian deep house outfit that they wrote about on their blog.
"We're probably getting it in on vinyl later this week." You liar.