20 Things Only HMV Employees Will Understand
12. Faking It In Front Of Film Buffs
"Of course, you know that Star Wars is influenced heavily by George Lucas' early work on THX-1138." The film buff says as a hundred thousand klaxons go off in your head, and you do your best to force every molecule of your body to break down into a fine soup which would allow you to drain away between the DVD displays.
Who cares?!